9 words women use!

1.) Fine : This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

2.) Five Minutes : If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

3.) Nothing : This is the calm before the storm. This means something, and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with nothing usually end in fine.

4.) Go Ahead : This is a dare, not permission. Don’t Do It!

5.) Loud Sigh : This is actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A loud sigh means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you about nothing. (Refer back to #3 for the meaning of nothing.)

6.) That’s Okay : This is one of the most dangerous statements a woman can make to a man. That’s okay means she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.

7.) Thanks : A woman is thanking you, do not question, or Faint. Just say you’re welcome.

8.) Whatever : Is a woman’s way of saying F YOU!

9.) Don’t worry about it, I’ll do it: Another dangerous statement, meaning this is something that a woman has told a man to do several times, but is now doing it herself. This will later result in a man asking ‘What’s wrong?’ For the woman’s response refer to #3.Then you RUN!

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How to win a Girl’s Heart in 24 Hours*

OK here it goes

Be Brave. Most girls like guys with confidence, not an ego. Just walk up to her and start a simple conversation.

Prove that you really love her and are not simply crushing or lusting for her. Ask her about herself, talk to her, don’t just move in for the kiss: actually listen to her and look her in the eye.

Care for Her: Ask her about her day. It’s a simple way to show her that you are interested in what she does. When she starts to talk, you must give her your full attention. Look her in the eye and don’t check anyone else out! And most importantly, don’t interrupt! Ask her questions about it though, because it will show her that you are concerned. Offer to help her.

Don’t tell girls- for that matter, anyone at all – they have a flaw unless you are OBVIOUSLY poking fun at them, even then only if you know they can take a joke, and know you well enough to know how to react to your teasing. Otherwise you risk putting them off.

Show respect for other girls too. When she realizes that other girls take interest in you then she will automatically get to the point where you want her to be.

Make sure to be good friends with her friends. If her friends like you, you’ll have a better chance of winning her over. After all, girls often turn to their friends for advice and for a second opinion. So, it’s best if her friends have a high opinion of you, right?

Make her feel like the most beautiful thing in the world. You can actually directly say that. Girls LOVE to be complimented and to know that they are beautiful, but don’t push it, then you just feel awkward and can’t hold a conversation about something else. Just saying something like “you look really nice today” will make her happy. As long as you’re sincere.

Make sure she feels safe with you. Most girls want to have someone they can trust and turn to when something goes wrong. And even when she is having a good day let her know you’re interested in how she’s doing. If you know that she has plans after work or school, ask her how it went. If you let on that you like her, she’ll eventually pick up on the hints. Girls are usually smart with things like this…TRUST ME.

Feel good and bad for her. If she is having a bad day, let her know that you feel her pain and that you want her to feel better. Then ACTUALLY ATTEMPT TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER!!!!!!!!

Simple little touches will help. If her head hurts tell her you’re sorry and stroke her face a little bit-but ONLY if she’s single. Make a point to pick a pretend fuzz ball off of her back or something and then quickly stroke her back with your hand, but make sure you don’t rub her down.

Make her friends yours. If her friends don’t particularly like you, try to be nice. Just say that you’re sorry for anything you have done to them, you really care about (insert girl’s name), and you want to get along with them for her sake. And then, really make a point to befriend them.

And if you can make a girl laugh, you’ll get further with her. But don’t take advantage of this. Let her be your best friend first, then ease your into things. A girl needs to know that she can trust you, and that you’re not going to break her heart because you really do care about her.

Another tip: let her wear your jacket if she’s cold. It makes an even bigger impression if you take it off of your back and give it to her to wear, but make sure it’s clean and smells decent. In doing this, you show a girl that you care about her.

Women take pride in hygiene and if a man has good hygiene it works really well on her.

Be ready to catch up because girls can run you around.

Don’t play games. It’s a waste of time and gets a relationship headed in the wrong direction. If you start on something false, or something without substance, that is most likely where you will end up. Cute little flirting or teasing is okay, but never pretend to be someone you’re not. If you think the girl is only in the relationship for one thing, and you’re in it for another, don’t just play along to keep her with you. Tell her what you’re looking for and try and make her see what really counts.

Be sincere. Complements, flirting, teasing, carefulness, none of it matters unless you truly do care. If you don’t then you shouldn’t be reading this, nor will whatever girl you’re trying to get ever be with you if you don’t care.

Love her for her quirks. Everyone has something they don’t like about the person they love, but if you have too many big things on that list, you need the boot. You need to love her for the things that make her special, for her uniqueness. Tell her so. For example “I love your freckles.” A simple thing like that that you know she may be insecure about can really mean a lot to a girl.

If you are thinking something, tell her. If you can’t decipher her signals or see where she is going with what she’s doing/saying, tell her that. It’s best just to get it out there, and see what she says. If you’re unsure of what is going on, or how she’s treating you, tell her that. If you get it out there right away, the problem can be fixed and the relationship can stay healthy.

Love who she is, inside and out. And show it.

*Imaginary conditions applied

The Safest Way to Have an Affair Without Getting Caught

There seems to be an ever growing number of married people having affairs these days. Maybe it is because more of us are buying into the concept that monogamy is unnatural. Maybe it is because more of us want happiness at all times no matter what we have to do to get it. Maybe we’re just all more connected and hear about it more often.

Whatever the reason, the perception is that more people than ever are cheating. Whether it is more than before remains to be seen. What isn’t different is the fact that just about no one who cheats wants to get caught. We all want to get away with it. I’m sure there are ways to romanticize the whole thing so that it seems like something more, but the bare fact is if we are cheating, we don’t want to get caught.

There are lots of little tips and tricks to help you achieve this double life successfully. Just making sure you don’t do any of the telltale things most cheaters do will help you out a lot. Don’t bring your affair to your own home. Don’t pay for any affair related expenses with credit cards. Don’t shower as soon as you get home. Don’t send texts and emails if you don’t have to. Don’t be taking off at strange hours and for strange reasons. The list goes on, and all of these little tips will help.

But perhaps the safest way to have an affair without getting caught lies in who you choose to have the affair with. It is imperative that this person can be trusted to respect your marriage and home life. It is imperative that they realize they are second and your home life is first. It is imperative that they have just as much to lose as you do by getting caught.

You may already know the affair from earlier in your life and know their situation, which is good. But if there isn’t someone at the ready that you can trust, you may want to think about trying one of the married dating services that are becoming so popular. They will literally let you choose someone to have an affair with, from your area, who you find attractive, and who has as much to lose as you.

Having an affair can be dangerous business if not done properly. Stay safe, and be sure you pick the right person to share yourself with.

Cute Pick up Lines that will Make her Laugh

1.) Can I be the water in your bathtub?

2.) Have you told your parents that you have found Mr. Perfect? [No] Then give them a call and inform them that we are going on our first date.

3.) You spend so much time in my dreams, should I charge rent?

4.) I don’t care what people have to say about you, I just know that you are an intelligent girl who would never say ‘no’ when I will ask you out for a date!

5.) The night is young, the moon is bright,
Would you mind teaching me ‘how to make love’ tonight.

6.) If you want to say no then my question is ‘Do you mind if I sleep in your lap?’

7.) If your answer is yes then tell me ‘Would you take me out for a Date?’

8.) I know you don’t believe in love but still lets give it a try.

9.) I find you sweet, I love sweets, Can I have a bite?

10.) You’ve made me so nervous that I’ve totally forgotten my standard pick-up line.

That doesn’t mean you only stick to these only, make your own.

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Master the Art of Flirting

The golden rule to be a PRO in the art of flirting is ‘flirt in a way as if you are just not flirting.’ But the point to be taken into consideration is that there is much more for you to know and those all-important aspects of this art are highlighted in this article very effectively. Now without taking much of your precious time, I bring to you the following tips would be extremely beneficial for you to master the art of flirting. So what are you waiting for? Just go through the flirting tips and know what you should know:

1.) Be a Magnet: The first and foremost tip lays stress on becoming a magnet, we mean you have to develop a magnetic personality to attract anyone you want. To be a great flirt you have to be charming first and irresistible next. Learn not only how and what to talk but also when to talk. Your conversation should be in such a way that the other person is left with no other option but to get under the awe of your charming personality. Mesmerize the opposite-sex with your charismatic personality.

2.) Go Step by Step: One of the common mistakes which most people commit while flirting is by acting impatiently and forgetting that haste makes waste. Just follow the principle ‘slow and steady wins the race.’ Make sure you analyze the person opposite you properly and then never be shy in making the first move.

3.) Sense of Humor: Adding a dash of humor is highly recommended if you want to get the Master’s degree in flirting. Everyone likes to be in the company of people who have got a funny bone as well as have a happy-go-lucky nature.

4.) Make good use of your eyes as well as your smile: Let your eyes play with the eyes of the person you want to flirt with and enjoy the situation. Eyes should present you as an innocent as well as a fascinating personality. A Smiling face is the most desirable trait in any human being. But when you flirt let that smile show with a twinkle in your eyes. However, don’t stare or smile too much as it could piss the other person off.

5.) The last but definitely not the least tip to master the art of flirting lays stress on passing on the positive vibes with the help of your body language. Control your emotions and avoid those habits which may spoil the plan. Give compliments to the opposite-sex, dress to kill and do every possible thing to impress as well as attract the opposite-sex. You should create an ever-lasting impression that your company is indeed a lovely one.

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