Best Programmer T-Shirts

Java Programmers Change Lightbulb

Java Programmer Light Bulb Joke shirt
Front: How many Java programmers does it take to change a light bulb?
Back: You’re still thinking procedurally.  A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class, so all you’d have to do is send a light bulb change message.

I Manage Programmers

Managing programmers shirt
Front: I manage programmers freakin’ primadonnas! !

Will Code for Food

Will Write Code For Food. shirt
Front: Will Write Code For Food.
Back: It pays to be obvious, especially if you have a reputation for subtlety. — Isaac Asimov

Bigger & Better Idiots

As programmers create bigger & better idiot pro... shirt
Front: As programmers create bigger & better idiot proof programs, so the universe creates bigger & better idiots!

Multi-Threaded

multithreaded t-shirt shirt
Front: multithreaded t-shirt

Don’t Panic

I'm a Programmer shirt
Front: DON’T PANIC!  I’m a programmer

Programmers Never Die

Programmers never die: They just GOSUB without ... shirt
Front: Programmers never die:  They just GOSUB without RETURN.

PHP

PHP Pretty Hot Programmer shirt
Front & Back: PHP  pretty hot programmer

Do It in Binary

Programmers do it Binary shirt
Front: PROGRAMMERS DO IT IN BINARY

More RAM

Geeks do it with more RAM shirt
Front: Geeks do it with more RAM

Will Not Fix Your Computer

Fix it yourself shirt
Front: No, I will not fix your computer.

Future Programmer

Baby at Computer Future Computer Programmer shirt
Front: Future Computer Programmer

Programming is an Art Form

Programming is an art form that fights back. shirt
Front: Programming is an art form that fights back.

ASCII Stupid Question

ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI! shirt
Front: ASCII stupid question, get a stupid ANSI!

Please Don’t Tell Mama

Please don't tell mama I'm a programmer-she sti... shirt
Front: Please don’t tell mama I’m a programmer — she still thinks I’m playing piano in a cathouse…

Definition of a Programmer

Definition of a programmer shirt
Front: pro’ gram mer (n.)  An organism that converts caffeine into code.

No Place Like Home

There's No Place Like 127.0.0.1 T-Shirt shirt
Front: There’s no place like 127.0.0.1

Programmer Riddle

Programmer Riddle 1 shirt
Front: Why do programmers always get Christmas and Halloween mixed up?
Back: Because DEC 25 = OCT 31

If Whitespace Was Truly White

If whitespace was truly white... shirt
Front: If whitespace was truly white… it would show up on a black background.

If You Don’t Like My Attitude

call:1-800-555-RTFM shirt
Front: Tech #710  If you don’t like my attitude call: 1-800-555-RTFM

Change the World

<I tried to change the world, but I couldn't fi... shirt
Front: <I tried to change the world, but I couldn’t find the source code>
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